YES iff I get a girlfriend before I finish reading all of Allen Hatcher’s Algebraic Topology and solve all exercises. Resolves when I start dating a girl or complete the Hatcher 100% speedrun. Whether or not they count as a girlfriend is up to my discretion. I will not attempt to manipulate this market via self-sabotage.

Note: the "solve all exercises" clause is there to make finishing Hatcher much harder than it would normally be. To solve an exercise, it suffices that I have a solution in my head which I believe to be correct (no writeups required).

Further information: I am a freshmen at Princeton University.